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:: January 17th ::
Well,
faithful fans, hello and a happy new year to you. And how were your holidays?
Everything under the tree you asked for? Stocking stuffed appropriately? What?
Something was missing, something special., something irreplaceable? Your weekly dose of...
gossip, maybe? Well, sorry for the wait, but even GG needs to take a
vacation to herself from time to time. But now that school's back in
session, let's kick off a whole new semester of scandal by catching
up with all the holiday gossip we missed out on- both north and
south of the border.
Yes, yours truly was among the seniors headed up north to Whistler. By now I'm
sure you've all heard about the fact that Canadian hotel staff apparently can't
keep their files straight, but just to recap: as soon as everyone arrived in
Canada, they found out that their carefully chosen rooming assignments were out
the window. Geek had to room with jock, slut had to room with beauty queen, perv
had to room with Fab Four... oh, if only I could have had a cam capture of
L.M.'s face when she found out she was rooming with Z.Z. Definitely
not the man she'd been hoping to see strutting around the suite in a towel, I'm
sure... but then, A.S. wasn't supposed to be coming on the trip at all.
Imagine her surprise when she found out boyfriend was there and rooming
with the girl who'd walked off with her homecoming crown- K.B. Who was
herself shacked up with ex-bf J.H., which you'd think would be good for
some drama, considering the fights that usually happen when those two wind up in
a room together, but instead they wind up... hanging out in the hot tub at
night? Hmmmm. One wonders what W.J. might have to say about that...
except for the fact that he was spotted breakfasting with D.R. and then
heading off to the room elevators with her all over him. Speaking of D.R.,
well, let's just say that girl managed to put the 'ho' in holidays. Even before
the trip she was seen plastered up against B.K. in the Luxe and then
headed hand in hand with him to a hotel room... B.K., honey, we know your
family's rich and all, but seriosuly? You don't need to rent a room for that
girl, she'd be fine with a port-a-potty hook-up. Then her little breakfast
escapade with W.J. (which rumor has it got cut of by K.B. getting
on the elevator with them... oops!), plus early on NYE she was seen getting a
good taste of S.K.'s saliva in a club and then leaving with him. And
then... well, yours truly can't confirm this firsthand, and I'm quite glad of
that because I'd need therapy, but it has been reported that D.R. and her
roomie C.B. wound up drunkenly doing the nasty together in the wee hours
of the morning on New Year's! This would be the same C.B. threw a drink
in Z.Z.'s face in the hotel bar before midnight because he came on to
her, claiming she's not a slut...not to mention she's been dating H.M.
for over a month, now. Still, maybe we can't fault her too much for that,
because given a choice of going lesbo or sleeping with Z.Z. - well, buy
me a dental dam. Apparently her family moved out of town after New Year's
though... out of shame, maybe? Good for H.M., at least, lord knows
that boy is hot enough to do better.
Did I mention that besides having A.S. and J.H. living with her,
K.B. had J.M. in her suite too? This would be the same guy who was
spotted carrying her over his shoulder off a beach not too long ago, not to
mention a nauseatingly cute scene your truly came across in Othello's between
the two of them and an adorable little girl... though given how hungover J.M.
looked at the time, I was surprised to see people not pulling the little girl
away and telling her not to touch that, it might have germs. And while L.M.
might not have had boytoy A.S. rooming with her, she did have
C.H. in her room, and apparently she adopted him as her... shall we say,
private snowboarding instructor? Other fun rooming scrambles included (the
other) K.B. winding up with sometimes fling-buddy (I'd call it something
else, but this is a family column...) E.C., and gal-pal patrol B.M.,
R.W., and R.S. rooming with player's club W.J., T.A.,
and S.A. I have to admit, I thought about mugging a hotel maid for her
pass key just so I could sneak in some of those rooms to get a full behind
closed doors scoop, but... oh well. Feel free to speculate.
One thing that doesn't need much speculation, because it was in the main lobby,
was T.D. (having left ball and chain V.S. behind back in town)
having a... interesting encounter with his roomie, K.B. (The
British one, this time...) Now, we all know she's been after him for a while,
right? Whatever happened in their room stays there, I guess, but when T.D.
heads into the men's steam room and K.B. heads right in after him
wearing nothing but a towel... well, that's just ripe for my readers to know
about, I say. I'll leave you to guess whether the steam room window was fogged
up just because it's a steam room or... anything else. Really... with all this
going down, who had time to ski? I sure didn't!
Now, just because things were poppin' up in the Great White North doesn't mean
they were dead back in town... yes, because I am just that amazing, I had spies
reporting back to me on what those left behind got up to. Turns out not too
much... guess that's what happens when all the sluts and players head north.
New-fangled rich boy J.D. threw a New Years party so all the townies
could celebrate in style... well, 'style' being a relative term. Turns out you
can win money in the lottery, sure. Taste? Not so much. Not that anyone was
expecting much from a place formerly inhabited by S.M.- pity nobody snuck
up to her old bedroom to get a few pictures of what that local legend looks
like. Still, the party was decent, if inhabited by a bunch of underclassmen, and
J.D. was a responsible host, collecting drunk guests keys. Not
responsible enough, though, since L.C. still managed to wind up in the
hospital after a drunk driving accident.(Relax, all you swooning girls who think
you can 'change' him... he's fine.) Maybe it's karma for the way he treated
E.B.? Or maybe it was just because J.D. got distracted from his
hosting duties by J.S., who showed up late and was all over him up
through the ball dropping- and was seen being given a ride home by him shortly
thereafter. Has the newly-minted rich kid picked up a newly-minted gold digger
to go with the cash? Has to be that, right... she's about twenty feet taller
than him. Other events of the evening included L.C. (before wrapping his
car around a tree) being hit on by... C.R.!? I had to double check with
my sources when I heard that one myself. Not sure if it was a case of her being
drunk (hard to imagine) or whether it had anything to do with the fact that
L.C. had cheated on his girlfriend with C.R.'s archival D.C.,
or if maybe the legendarily frigid waters she swims in are warming up a bit.
Mind you, this was just a few days after she'd been spotted getting busted for
shoplifting in the mall with W.C., so maybe she's off her meds or
something. And speaking of meds... her brother E.R. (wearing a a Harry
Potter outfit and carrying a rabbit... and I don't want to know.) was seen at
the same party trying to keep a clearly drugged-up L.W. calm...
apparently, girl was all over the place. Maybe J.D. loses a few
more host points, of people are slipping stuff in his drinks... but back to
E.R. for a moment- well, apparently things didn't end badly there since a
few days later he was seen with L.W. again at Costumes Galore... dressing
her up in a window display as a princess. And here I'd thought he had his heart
set on C.W.... but maybe that was just a temporary co-star thing. How...
Hollywood of them.
So you'd think that with New Year's over and done with, all the holiday
excitement would be finished too, right? Wrong. Sure, there might have been only
a weekend left before school started, but when that weekend had a party thrown
by K.B. (that's the Australian one, this time) well... you can expect
some fun times to be had. To start with, whatever truce might have been drawn
between K.B. and J.H., it seemed to end right away when he got all
kinds of friendly on the couch with the American K.B. Whether it was
because it was happening at her birthday party or because it was happening with
W.J.'S cousin, the birthday girl was pissed- especially when the two of
them got up off the couch and bailed on the party (clearly having other plans in
mind) leaving the hostess with nothing better to do than drink. A lot. Drinking
with L.K., drinking with B.M., and winding up... passed out on a
couch with S.A.? Maybe the players are passing her around like a pack of
cigarettes? Or maybe not, since W.J. carried the snoring K.B. back
up to bed later on. of course not all the good stuff involved people with the
initials K.B. that night- just the most dramatic. Careful observers might
have noticed the aforementioned L.K. getting more than a little trashed
and flirty with M.P. Or the scene with E.B being asked to dance
simultaneously by E.R. and D.L. Of course, being the drama geeks
that they are, it couldn't be done normally; no Shakespeare or something was
involved. Probably doesn't mean anything, but then... maybe E.B.'s way of
getting over L.C. is to surround herself with a man-harem? Just get
J.D. in there and you've got the full set, girl.
And then of course, we have the first week back at school. Nothing much
happened- well, nothing if you're not O.M. and suddenly choking to death
on your lunch. New girl S.G was on the scene trying to help and making
things worse- rumor had it she'd caused the choking in the first place by
startling him when he was eating- and then of all people, C.A. comes
along and saves the day with a Heimlich. Speaking of C.A., her mystery
man, G.S., apparently has himself a band, and when he played at the Amp
the weekend before- well, it was pretty obvious there was exactly one lady in
the audience he was singing too. Of course, maybe serenading the ladies is old
hat for him- he was seen sitting in Pop's the next weekend with a guitar singing
right to M.S. And here I thought she was hung up on D.J. Or
A.J. One of the J's, at least. Maybe G.S. is realizing that
C.A. isn't exactly worth putting a lot of work into.
Then there was the morning fight between K.B and J.H.- no more get
out of jail card when you ditch a girls birthday party to get some action,
apparently. Not that that stopped him, since the next weekend he was seen
leaving the Bellview with the other K.B. again- talk about hot tubbing
was reported. Your call on whether they wore suits... And then we have C.T.,
newly back in town and with a family scandal all his own following him around,
getting into an arguing match with none other than J.W.- apparently
nobody updated him on the changes in the FF lineup while he's been gone.and who
not to piss off. I know he used to be friends with L.M., but that
was then and now... he's a bit of a social liability. Wonder what she would have
to say, especially since C.T. and J.W. apparently just kept
bumping into each other all week, with her teaching him the meaning of the word
'bitch' every time. And last but definitely not least- well, I'm sure by now
you've all seen Z.Z.'s tryout for the cheerleading squad? If not, make
yourself a bowl of popcorn, sit back, and run a search for 'dirty' 'shirtless'
'dancing' 'boy' on YouTube, because it's all there. In the future, Z.Z.,
when L.M. starts being super-nice to you? You know soemthing bad is
following. Just ask A.S., who found out that being L.M.'s
boyfriend doesn't keep you safe from her wrath if you aren't paying her enough
attention. Yes, that power couple is apparently kaput, though in typical L.M.
style, it wasn't a big scene. She just froze him off, apparently. Not so much a
break-up as an erasing.
And that, my dear
little fans, is everything from the end of school through the first
week back. Now that my vacation is over and done with, I feel my
batteries all recharged and I'm just itching to keep up with all the
latest. Last semester didn't disappoint as far as gossip, and you
know what? Something tells me this one will be even better. Can't
wait to see what Monday will bring.
Eternally Yours in Tiger Pride....
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