:: September 2nd::

Man, didn't my last article and entree cause a stir, oops. Since then, many things have been going on here at Richmond. First off, I would like to congratulate the brilliant mind who thought up the idea of the Scorebook. Too bad I hadn't thought of it myself. So far, 8 "Lucky" ladies have been mentioned, and one of them is S.M. Therefore, proving my former information in the Richmond Reader, true ladies and gentlemen. Congrats, S.M. for being one of highest ranking girls in the score book, "Get those points for being a Virgin and one of the Fab Four." wrote the deflowerer T.A.

Unfortunately, this isn't all good news. It seems that some are beginning to get a bad impression of the F.F. because of this occurrence, which is pissing off L.M., Uh Oh...(I know T.G. just let out a sigh of relief, since she has moved on from him). To move on from those "high scorers" in the scorebook, lets talk about D.R., unfortunately for her she received a 2. Ouch! But I don't blame E.C. for her score, he was right "She's that easy for a reason". tsk tsk on E.C. because he should have known what was coming.

Besides the scorebook, another list has caught my eye. The list that tells who will, and will not be attending this years first Senior Dance. If you ask me, why would anyone not go, its the first dance of the year, but that's just me. Not too surprisingly, L.M. is going with A.S. and D.R. is going with J.M. Wait a second, didn't the scorebook say, D.R. was with E.C. hmm...Talk about moving on quickly. As for those going Stag, E.C. is at the top of the list. A good friend of mine. Ladies, I am ashamed of you for not lining up to ask him to go, heh. I myself, am actually contemplating whether or not to go Stag, just to spite all the guys who asked me to the dance.

Hmm...what else should we talk about. Oh yes, I did promise to tell you about what happened to poor R.C. Well, from my sources I heard that a certain person with a short temper got pissed and did a little damage. Luckily, for her, that person left, for now. Hopefully they won't be back anytime soon. Especially since she has a new body guard around, local hottie and playah K.M.

:: Sightings::

Tues AM Morning Break T.G. and L.M. talking to one another, There seemed to be a lot of tension between the two. I managed to overhear part of the conversation, but it wasn't that interesting, just more "invite him, or die" nonsense. T.G. had a little glimmer in his eye though, as if he was plotting something, hmm...i'm definitely keeping an eye on him, and you all should too, I smell trouble. E.C. denying the poor students of Richmond single tickets, how mean of him! Going stag is totally fun, you can dance with whoever you want, and go home with whoever you want... B.A. spilling her guts to some new kid named J.K. if you ask me, he's pretty hot, so B.A. go for it. Two very new, very hot twins walking into school on Tuesday, names? I think they're both C.C., so from now on we will call them the Double C twins or the C.C. twins. Feel special boys! It seems one of them is deaf though, that's cool, he's the strong silent type.. K.M. and C.A. exchanging giggles, and gossiping about T.G. party. Man, is that all everyone talks about... J.H. and L.W. having lunch together, awe how sweet. Wait a second, wasn't J.H. with L.M. (Boy) on Sunday night... K.M. kicking E.G. "triflin' ass" (as he puts it) J.B. trying to have S.A. move away from her car, but then ending up in a conversation. Man, the people here at Richmond are all pretty easy. You bump into someone, and the next minute your going to the dance together. No problem with that though...

:: Your Email 1::

Hey gossip chick,

I'm not gonna rip on you or anything mainly cause I don't want my ass to be one of your cover stories, but I was wondering after checking your site. I like your site it gives me some entertainment. Like that guy thought the rich kid's dad had an affair with Lara's mom that was classic, prolly bullshit but funny none the less. Anyway I was wondering why you felt like you have to take it upon yourself to crash that after party. It'll most likely be a flop anyway. Hardly Gossip Girl calibre stuff. Also I was wondering why I don't see much gossip about the....I don't want to say loser kids even though that's what they are so ill go with less socially Endowed in your column. I like your stuff but could you make it more fair and balanced. That way it'd be entertaining to the entire student body. The social lower class can have their fun as well as the upper class ppl. Just wondering.

Oh and I think C.L. is gay. Hit me back if you wanna save a dance for me.

- Larry

Dear Larry,

Nice hearing from you. (I'm in a good mood, I just got some killer heels for the dance.) Anyways, thanks for the compliments, and the suggestion. I just noticed that I do seem to be somewhat bias. It's just the "losers/social outcasts" don't exactly put themselves out there as much. (Smart move) But I'll keep a good eye out for them.

As for crashing Tripp's party, I have to do it. What else will I have to write about in Monday's Richmond reader, or on my next website update. Definitely, not going back home, and watching a movie with Ben and Jerry, (haha, I love that joke). We all know that it may be a flop, there's no denying that, but hey, every party no matter how bad, is gossip worthy. Someone's going to pass out, or break something, or perhaps the cops will show up. Maybe then I can write about my night in a cell with "Big Mama." Who knows.

Oh yeah, I did some searching and found out that now, C.L. is not gay. Just a little shy with the ladies, and a tad bit clumsy. Someone else in this school is, but I'm not mentioning any names.

:: Your Email 2::

Dear Gossip Girl,

I'm new to this school and I don't have that many friends, yet. I really would like to be well known by some people, but it never works out. Why is everyone here so into themselves that they don't want to get to know anyone else? Also, I want to get into the T.G. after party, any tips?

- TheNewChick

Dear TheNewChick,

Man, that sucks. I wouldn't exactly know what being new feels like (except for in kindergarten), since I'm a lifer here at Ridgefield. But hun, I feel your pain. The people here are very clingy. Just try and join some clubs or sports to get to know someone. Or, bump into someone in the lunch line. (it seems to work for everyone else...). Lastly, just try talking to people, don't wait for them to come to you.

As for the party, you have to talk to someone who's invited. Become friends with them, become inseparable, and have them demand that you be invited. Preferably, L.M. (that may not be possible, so lower your standards) If you plan on being a rebel and sneaking in, try to go in a group, and look hot.

:: Your Email 3::

Dear G.G.

I heard that your like super poor, and don't even live in Ridgefield. You faked your address so you could go to this school, because the people at your old school hate you, and ran you out of school.

- PeepinTom

Dear PeepinTom,

If that gossip was about someone else, it would be kind of funny, but its not. Don't come to be with that crap gossip, and think you can get away with it. No, I am not poor idiot, and of course I live in Ridgefield. I actually am pretty well off, for your information. (Yes, another clue for you fanatics to take down...)

:: Your Email 4::

Dear Gossip Girl,

Is it true that S.B. killed her parents? If so, that's crazy, and I don't think someone like that should be going to Ridgefield.

- Worried1

Dear Worried1,

Wow, you seem like one of those people who writes a letter to the board of education, whenever you find out that your pizza is cold or something. Why should it matter to you if she did that or not. From my sources, she did that when she was like 9 or something. I doubt she is like that still, and if she is, your the first person she's going after. Now, aren't you worried.

Well, thats all for now. Have fun at the dance, and stay out of the Scorebook ladies!!