:: September 26th ::

To the students of Richmond High, sorry for my long absence, but a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do. You know I've been busy catching up on school work. Who would have thought teachers would give seniors that much homework? It's crazy. I swear we should all join together and march for senior rights, something like that. Anyways, enough yapping about school. I want to apologize to my loyal fans for my lagging and to let you all know that I am back and boy don't I have some juicy gossip. Yes I know the dance was two weeks ago, but I can't let the fact that Tripp party went from an A-list party invitation to nobody showing up. There were only a few people who showed up. It was pathetic. Tripp this commented is for you, the next time you decide to throw a party, don't piss off the top dogs and expect things to run over smoothly. As for the dance, I'll like to say that some people just don't have a sense of style. You know who you are, I shouldn't call any names. I will admit one thing, I did have one hell of a good time. Was the punch spiked? It had to be, so to all you people who say you don't drink. If you got some of the punch from the dance you drink now.

Now, that you heard my ramble about the dance not much gossip there, since it's all old news. It's time for the gossip that's invading Richmond High and there is a lot. I don't know where to start. I'll start with the amazing turn out of new students. It seems as if Richmond is a migrating school for people all over the world. The school is filled with new students and some of them are pretty hot, well the guys of course. Can't really say much for the girls. I don't swing that way sorry ladies. Ah, and talk about new people, this G.G. (And it isn't me!) decided to move to town and have a party with the help of  K.M (of course he's looking for trouble with that guy) with an invite only list. Guess what? He pulls a T.G. and everybody was upset, complaining about the list and how it sucks. I got a copy of the list. To be frank, it really did suck. I wasn't on the list. How could a party be good if  I wasn't invited? Think about that next time G.G. Get this, T.A. was probably pissed with the invite list that he stepped in with his own party. Talk about a mad ego. Go T.A! You got my blessing on the party even if  I wasn't invited don't worry I'll show up anyways. A words of wisdom to all you party-throwers, if you want a party to became a hit, you have to invite the top notch clichés first.

:: Sightings::
 

I don't know most of the new kids yet, so I can't really say anything about them, but that there were some hanging at all the hotspots Wednesday after school and during the evening time. It's insane at how many new students are here. D.C. and C.W. were seen during lunch having a conversation. This is the first time in all the years I've been attending Richmond High that D.C. smiled so much. Is there something going on with D.C. and C.W.?

K.M and new guy X.W were seen having a very heated conversation during morning break on Wednesday. If it was left up to K.M that argument was probably leading towards a fight and guess what? It was. After school K.M. and X.W were in a fight and if rumors are true there was a weapon or some sort involved. I would give my props to X.W. for standing up to K.M., but I don't do weapons.

A.J. was seen not talking to one girls, but three of them. P.C. who he went out on a date or was it a date? Then there was J.P. that was sitting beside him on the bench during football practice Wednesday after school and not to mention new girl L (can't think of her last name) who was enjoying some sweets at Sweettooth Wednesday evening. Can we say that A.J. has joined the Players Club? S.M and W.J was making out at the one place where all teenagers go to have a little fun. Isn't S.M. just getting around? If you sleep with W.J. you've slept with every girl at Richmond, excluding myself. T.A. & S. (can't think of her name either) was seen going into a classroom. If it was T.A going into a classroom with a girl we all know what went on there. Don't we?

Othello's needs a paragraph on it's own. It was just booming with some of Richmond High finest. A.P. was seen with K.M (not a good thing girl, he might be beating on you next.) and B.D. D.F. and L.O. seemed to be really getting comfortable with their conversation. D.M and C.W. were having a nice conversation as well. D.M what are you trying to get up on the British girl? Hmm...R.A. and S.W. was chatting loudly in the library. Hey keep the noise down a girl has to study.  E.C and C.A. were at Cafe 130 and things seemed to be going really well with them. K.M. and T.G. look like you got more competition. What I suggest is that all three of you guys get into a ring and have one big cage match.

There is so much gossip, but so little time. My mind is just going crazy with so much information. I will have to get with mah  girls and have them help a sister out. ;) Don't think because you're not listed here on this update that you won't be on the next. I have the school surrounded, so no gossip goes unnoticed.

:: Your Email 1::

Dear G.G.,

I know you said the dance was weeks ago, but I have to know this question was S.M like on drugs or something?

- CuriousJane

Dear CuriousJane,

I was wondering the same question. From what I gather from some of my friends that she was on something. I don't know if it was drugs or just totally high from the spiked punch. Trust me though, I will be finding out the truth. If you find out anything please don't hesitate to send me an e-mail.

:: Your Email 2::

Dear Gossip Girl,

Do you think K.M. will be kicked off the football team due to his fighting on Wednesday after school?

-footballfan

Dear footballfan,

Do I look like Principal Caldwell or VP Moore? No. I don't! I wouldn't know how to answer that question. I do think he should be punished for his behavior. It's only fair. As for being kicked off the football team. I think not. There is just something about being on the football team that seems to get a guy who behave badly off the hook.

:: Your Email 3::

Dear Gossip Girl,

I just have one question...Do you have a life?

- G.G.Hater

Dear G.G.Hater,

What a cute screen name. I know you love me. To answer your question, yes I do have a life. I work, I go to school and I write a gossip columns. What better life is that? Huh? If you have a problem with it just deal!

:: Your Email 4::

Dear Gossip Girl,

Why are girls always searching for a kind man, but when one comes to them and all-in-all is said, they want the ones who beat on them?

- Irate Italian

Dear Irate Italian,

First of all, I'm not one of those girls that looks for a kind man then end up dating one that beats on me. The one thing I can't stand is a guy hitting on a girl. Now to answer your question, you're probably looking at the wrong girls. There are some of those girls that's probably was raised with the thought that if a man doesn't beat on them they are not in love with them. I personally think that is a bunch of bull.
 

Well, that's all for now my dedicated readers. I am off, gotsa get ready for school. This Friday night seems to be promising don't you think?