:: November 19th
::
Oh to be young and done with my homework!
Yes, I have returned - for good this time. I'm caught up on school, the site
has a new look and I am ready to gossip! You know you missed me, so let's
get down to it. I must, must, must speak on the pure social chaos that was
Homecoming Weekend. The events. The game. The party. We won, naturally.
Go all you sexy boys, go!! You showed those Pinebrook morons and it's
further proof why some of you are as cool as you are. No names needed
there. The one thing that some of us may still be reeling over (and
I'm going to talk about it, because I don't care how old this 'news'
may be) is the Homecoming King and Queen. Congrats to A.J. and C.B.
- who got the glitter. Not a total slap in the face... to us anyway.
L.M. was pretty steamed because not only did she loose the title of
Homecoming Queen, she had to watch B.A. prance up to win princess
and M.D. take away runner-up. I, honestly, was laughing my ass off.
Were we in an episode of the Twilight Zone? Or, is it possible,
that Richmond has officially impeached their Queen Bee? Are you guys
starting the revolution? Without sending me a memo! Think about it.
L.M. has done little to charm the pants off us this year, contrary
to what she's done in the past. Instead, it seems like all she's
good for these days is talking to A.S. and stripping a certain
loose blonde of her Fab Four status. It's kinda petty and well...
hate to say it L.M., but it's getting kind of boring, too.
Moving right along, though! The real queen of the evening, K.B.,
got more than enough attention for one night. T.A. showed her
(and us) the definition of what 'feeling on your booty' really
is. I wanted to run over and say, 'Daaaang, K.B.! That deserves
a bitch slap! I heard him pop you from the concessions stand!'
Yet, alas... the meanness never came. Instead, this silly chick
let T.A. escort her to the Homecoming Dance! WTF, right? I know!
While D.F. gave the pretty princess of the evening, B.A. an
additional consellation prize: a chance to see what it's like to
make-out with him in public. Next to the bleachers. It's about
time! You go girl. Oh and I hated the way S.A. wasted his life
on this nobody B.M. at the after-party. Who is B.M.? Good question.
And who might be dating at this moment, you ask? Why E.C. and K.B.
A WTF label needs to be issued to them, too. Where on Earth do they
get off thinking their emotionally empty never-ending sexapade is
worth being called a 'budding relationship'? Um, no. Isn't E.C.
suppose to be anti-commitment anyway? Guess it's a girl slut meets
guy slut thing. Dunno and don't care.
Speaking of Richmond relationships, one of the most questionable,
might be ending. L.C. and E.B. reunited after the game for the first
time in about a month. Suspicious, much, L.C. They may as well be
over now considering all the time he's starting to spend with R.S...
Who would of thought art geek H.E. would find her way into the arms of Richmond
hottest? Seems like A.D. finally ready move on as I spy them pretty
close at the dance before leaving for the party. Now that's bound to be
interesting... Didn't see that coming. Wonder
what's T.M. going to be thinking when he finds out.
I have something interesting on M.C., L.C.'s look-a-like just in
case you've forgot. He tried not to be noticed at the dance with
his ultra glam date (and one of Laurelhursts own), M.S. Must of
been ducking me big-time, because they left almost as quickly as
they arrived. D.D., despite giving T.A. and C.B. some funny looks,
he didn't spend his night alone. He's moved from dancing in the
hallways with L.W. to dancing with her in front of the whole
student body. Interesting. The same goes for D.C. and the
prettiest Brit in Ridgefield, C.W. They left the party after
some... interesting dancing. Homecoming wasn't all head jewelry
and vintage cars though. J.H. came back from the dead to rag on
the Queen. Yes, he was pretty rude. He snatched K.B. off Cloud 9
and proceeded to have a very... awkward arguement with her. It
just had wrong place and wrong time all over it. W.J. tried to
make J.H. back off too (and if you haven't heard about
K.B. a
nd W.J. - OMG!! You need to turn off The OC DVD's right now
and seriously get in the loop!!). Of course all of this went
down after T.A. ended his escort duties for the night.
Big help he was, huh?
::
Sightings ::
T.P. bringing M.D. flowers at the Ridgefield Hospital after
her nasty car accident Friday night. D.J. didn't look too
happy to see a particular blonde at Mainstream, early that
morning. No clue who she is, but she definately struck a
nerve. J.W. and J.H. took the time to hang out at Othello's
and eat. Of course J.H. was fitting the bill and J.W. had to mention the
Homecoming Queen thing. D.J. joking with
L.M.
before school in the halls, Tuesday. First time I've seen
her make small talk in forever. T.B. stopped to talk to a
brunette at the drink machines (in the commons!) before class.
She was extremely loud, too. Or maybe I'm just not a morning
person and anyone who speaks before 9am is loud. K.M. caused
a huge scene in the commons with B.G. I guess K.M.'s threatening
emails to L.M. about a day later is suppose to be some way to
prove to B.M. he isn't 100% fake. Yea, more like 90%. H.E. & A.D.
sitting on the bleachers quite preoccupied learning the various
methods of CPR before being interrupted by a very unhappy football
coach.
S.L. had some Slumber Party talk with S.U. during lunch in the
commons. Apparently her list isn't good enough for the likes of a
few guys (and a lot of girls from what I hear), but props to S.L.
because she isn't being swayed by public opinion. She might she
did though, cause the rumor going around is that her party's going
to crash and burn. Or atleast that's what W.J. told S.R in -
guess where? - the commons. Man, is it just me or does it seem
like everything goes down in the commons? S.M. told off C
(somebody - the last name escapes me at the moment). He assumed
S.M. was pining for W.J. from a distance or something and
tried to 'call her out'. Instead she told him off.
I am so proud! You guys have really stepped up and stopped
being so damn boring. I'm really back with a vengance this
time, so you can expect to hear more from me in the future.
Much more.
::
Your Email 1 ::
Dear G.G.,
Do you think the homecoming votes were rigged?
- Wondering06
Dear Wondering06,
I must say, I was shocked when L.M. didn't even get runner's up.
I know I've spoke alot on that already, but it's really shocking
to me! Maybe they were rigged. But there's an equally good chance
that they weren't. The people of Richmond spoke and the revolution
is coming. It's not like everyone just loves L.M. anyway. She could
very well be de-throned in the near future. Ya never know...
::
Your Email 2 ::
Dear Gossip Girl
I love the way you write. I even showed your site to a few friends of mine.
They loved it too. So much, they can definately see you as an author.
We have connections and I was wondering - do you want to write a book
about, possibly, 'The Girl behind The Gossip' with a major publishing
company? It'd be a best-seller, I know. Not to mention, you'd be totally
famous afterward. No more wasting all this talent you have on brats
that can't appreciate it. All I need is your real name, phone number
and address to get started. What do you say?
- Mr. Manager
Dear Mr. Manager,
Aw, I'm impressed that you think I'm good enough to fill the DavisKidd's of
America with my greatness. But I decline. I'm already 'totally famous'. The
'brats' of Richmond High can't keep my name out of their mouths. And so
what if they don't appreciate it right now? They will. After I start
talking about them next in my humble little grassroots gossip column.
The one I intend on keeping that way. And oh yea - Nice try at trying
to figure out who I am. You guys are starting to get crafty on me.
::
Your Email 3 ::
Dear G.G.,
Is it true someone tried to burn down a warehouse during the homecoming game?
- B
Dear B,
From what I've heard around town, yes. Nobody got hurt though, so I don't really care.
I'll be back with more later. After a wild weekend like that -
this is really just the beginning! I'd be crazy to miss a single moment.
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