:: December 18th
::
Well folks I’m back, AGAIN! I know you
missed me too. I mean how is a girl supposed to have time to
write up this little gossip column when she’s got to study for
her damn exams? Well enough of that. Break is here and there’s
LOTS to be said about all the juiciness that has been going
down since BEFORE Thanksgiving!
Let’s start with what EVERYONE has been talking about in
one way or another since before the first holiday break…Ummm…HELLO!? The fight
between D.D. and W.J which, as I’ve come to find out, was all
about K.B. and a bet that “The Boys” had made. Thank you fight between
former lovers K.B. and J.H to reveal THAT little tidbit of juicy
information! Speaking of former “lovers,” in the W.J. whore column,
S.M and her slutty self ran off to go join an all girls school somewhere in
like Switzerland…NOT! I really don’t know where she went but she did run away
since L.M was on the warpath. Now S.M. has been replaced after
like what? 2 seconds? for the equally snooty J.W. Ok so back to the
fight, D.D. totally kicked W.J’s ass even though T.A. and
S.A stepped in to help him out. Then lo and behold K.B shows up
and instead of standing by her “supposed” best friend (who if you asked me was
MAJORLY crushing on K.B), she runs off with W.J. like a little
whipped school girl. Guess she already knew she was just another notch on
W.J’s looooong belt and was ok with it. I think W.J has some
competition in J.M. because he was spotted carrying K.B. to HIS
car outside of the Boat Shed. That girl is really starting to get around more
than S.B! A.N. stepped in and helped D.D. home, who just
had a few bruises to tend to. Could this be the makings of a new couple? (I
thought so at first, but keep reading and you’ll see what the sweet A.N
is really up to) Then it was like the fight never even happened. Those halls
emptied so quick it wasn’t even funny.
But what most people DIDN’T see during that fight was
another little raucous going on at the opposite end of the hall. I saw it of
course because well, I see everything. Oh yeah, it was D.J. and new
student M.S. going at it. You would’ve thought they knew each other
before M.S. came to the school a few weeks earlier. It seems to me that
there’s more history there than meets the eye. Rumor is she came from
Colorado…isn’t that where good old A & D.J hailed from a few years back?
Methinks so. Hmmm…there’s a story here yet. M.S. seems to be spending
time with them both, though I think she favors A.J. to the other. Who
could blame her, right? I saw the way she batted her eyes at A.J at the
penthouse party…there’s DEFINITELY something there…
Speaking of the penthouse party….I managed to weasel my way
in (hey $5 goes a LOOOONG way) and caught a first hand glimpse at a ton of juicy
gossip. First there was S.L.M and D.D. making out against the wall
and promptly leaving soon after that started. These two were also seen leaving
the school Friday night after the “Grease” performance. We all clearly know
what’s going on there! Why can’t I head backstage to entertain the great D.D.??
Oh wait, I’m not a slut like S.B. who apparently did BOTH T.A. and
W.J at the SAME time! I always knew there was something different about
T.A. and W.J. I think they’re secretly lovers…HA! Ok not really,
but wouldn’t that be….well interesting….A.M. seems to have returned from
a stint abroad…sources say Paris but can we really be certain? Did she come back
to play peacemaker amongst her BFFs of D.D and K.B? Or was her
arrival post-fight merely a coincidence? Hmmm…apparently it was time to call in
the cavalry. I wonder who made that call…D.D. or K.B?
Then the other K.B. (who I thought was dating E.C)
going up stairs with S.H (not that I blame the girl!) for more than just
a visit. Where is E.C btw? That boy disappears more than any at Richmond
when he should know that his K.B. needs to be kept on a short leash. That
girl is all over town with a different guy every day it seems! T.A. and
B.M.H were also getting busy doing shots and, as I hear from my friend
who just so happens to work at the hotel, were seen entering a room in the wee
hours of the morning. Along with it seems D.C. and A.N who checked
in late….but wait, wasn’t D.C. dating C.W? Where did that little
British ducky go? She hasn’t been seen for weeks! Maybe D.C. dumped her
and she’s scared to show her face or the girl just moved back to jolly old
England. Anyway D.C. and A.N have been seen around town and school
together looking like two little lovebirds. I personally think they are adorable
together and a much better Laurelhurstian match than L.M. and A.S. L.M,
btw, was spotted at the airport flying to an unknown destination but without
A.S in tow. Could this supercouple be headed for disaster? Or was she just
on a trip down to hell to retrieve her pitchfork to skewer more S.M stew?
So back to “Grease” which is like a whole production in
itself because post fight, K.B. dropped out of playing Rizzo opposite
D.D.’s Kenickie. Seems she doesn’t want life to imitate art? Or is it the
other way around? I never could get that right. Anyway, so the cast, despite
many not being in with the “cool” crowd (though D.C. and A.J. and
several other jocks are in it this time around) at least attempt to have fun.
Karaoke night was fun. I was just there to witness mind you and not actually
sing. The cast took turns and some, I must say, were NOT A.I. bound….H.E.
being one of them, though A.D, her doting now no longer single best
friend turned boy toy, was fairly decent. You could cut the sappiness with a
knife in his song choice though…BLECH! The “Brat Pack” (that’s what I call
E.C., J.D., and D.D.L at the moment) were there along with
C.D. and that made for an entertaining time as the whole crowd was involved
by night’s end. Spotted C.W giving E.R. a back rub while at
rehearsals, could this leading man be getting some “Summer Lovin’” from his
leading lady? While it would be nice to see the wholesome E.R. tame
C.W., I doubt it’s in the cards for them, especially if you saw how C.W.
and T.K. were on the dance floor at the Penthouse party. You would’ve
needed a hose to cool those two off!. Tonight (that would be Saturday folks) is
the end of “Grease” and cast party. Not sure if I can slip in there or not since
I’m not one of the drama elite, but we’ll see if I can’t get the scoop for you
afterwards.
Another party happened last night at T.D’s house
that was equally worth noting because what party would be complete without
W.J. and his crew getting high on the lawn outside. W.J. and K.B
arrived together, K.B. wearing one of THE shortest skirts I’ve seen her
in since she arrived from the “Land Down Under.” Guess some of W.J.’s
skeeziness is rubbing off on her as the girl looked content to have her ass
grabbed at any possible moment…cue S.M. flashback to T.A’s first
party of the year. Is history repeating itself? The other K.B. was there,
with E.C. in tow this time. Guess he decided to show up for once, though
K.B. looked less than interested at times as she kept texting on her
phone. Wonder who was on the other end, hmmm? Probably any number of her man
whores on speed dial. Perhaps those two aren’t as “exclusive” as they come off
to be because I spotted E.C. giving a ride home to Ridgefield’s newest
Laurelhurst elite and cousin to our own D.C, C.C.W. She’s already making a
splash with the menfolk AND Fab Four member B.A. Both the girls and
T.A. hit the dance floor earlier at the penthouse party while a certain
admirer (D.F if you must know) just gazed from afar. Wonder who he’s
thinking about, hmmm?
Anyway back to the current party dish, Z.Z. seems to
be having more luck with the ladies nowadays since R.S, R.W, AND B.M.H
all seemed to be flocking to him at the party. Could that have anything to do
though with the fact that a. he was wearing THE pinkest shirt I’ve ever seen a
supposed straight guy wear and b. I overheard the foursome twittering about
going to a gay bar in Canada and then introducing Z.Z. to C.M.
like they were a match made in heaven? Yeah too bad Z.Z. tried to pick ME
up not to long ago only to be shot down. Clearly he’s searching for anything to
get him in with the ladies, even go to bat for the other team. It seems though
that R.S. had other ideas as she and C.M began to do body shots
off one another which, as body shots have a tendency to do, led to some serious
make out time on the couch as the party was winding down. The rest of that squad
left the party together…did Z.Z. get lucky afterwards? My vote on that is
a no. C.M. on the other hand? Well my vote on that is a definite yes just
from the way those two were going at it. Hello!? Get a bedroom! Oh wait, that
was taken up by T.D. and his own leading lady V.S, though she
didn’t look too happy (Could V.S. be upset about how T.D. and
S.L.M. were talking in the hall one day earlier this week? Girl had him
pinned in the corner after he almost tossed her into a sea of freshman boys)
when she stormed off after chatting it up with H.M. and C.B.
Apparently those two are…dating? Like I said, a lot happens. Personally I think
he’s too cute for that one but whatever. Can’t G.G. get ANY love??
Speaking of love, apparently our resident outcast C.A.
was getting some lovin’ near the exit of the school parking lot the other day.
It was a new face that even I didn’t recognize, and you KNOW I know everyone.
Only time will tell, I guess, but how in the world is that boy still standing.
C.A. was known to give K.M. hell, so I wonder what makes this guy
any different? Hmmmm…
:: Sightings::
