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:: December 21st ::
What? You
thought Winter Break meant you were getting a break from me? PLEASE! Tsk Tsk!
You should no me better than that. There's no rest for the wicked and Christmas
has certainly been spreading it's cheer, or at least something in our not so
sleepy town of Ridgefield.
The Grease Cast Party!
Well as you
all know, Saturday Night was the final Night of Grease the Spectacular (Or
should that be Spectacular Grease, or boring as hell piece of crap put on by
the school? Really depends on your perspective I suppose). T.K was all
set to host the Cast Party and even luckier for him (and this I would have
sworn was a put on if I hadn't seen the man all puffy eyed getting drunk on
cough syrup) with E.R having to call in sick on the final night, T.K
stepped in as leading man to C.W. So you so know that has added
some fuel to the fire about what I had to report about those two earlier.
You'd think right? Well how about no? My god could two people have been more
boring. So much potential so little follow-through. What can I say, I can't
always pick em (But I'm usually so good at it).
Now
back-tracking ever so slightly... What Final performance would be complete
without it's share of Finale pranks. We were expecting to see a few
interesting things but when that curtain dropped I think the last thing the
audience wanted (or needed) to see was private parts flying of both the male
and female variety! Complete with a pink 'downstairs' for our 'Lady Streaker'
and written across the chest of our boy in the Bob The Builder mask were the
words 'I told you I was Big' (And though I tried not to look I have to say, it
was a cold night out and if that's what the weather does to our man streaker
then you know... girls... you might want to track him down if you can cause
the sign on his chest was no joke!). In spite of my best efforts I have yet to
be able to confirm my suspicions though I can confirm that in spite of the
colorful display between the legs, C.D was not the girl in the Miss
Piggy mask, She was on the headset barking orders at her underlings!
Now back to
the party (and I cannot reveal whether I was there because I was invited or
there because I perhaps crashed? Or maybe I just had spies hmm? What do you
think I am stupid? No hints for you!) As you my dear readers should know,
there is a topic (or a couple) that I like to write about often on here. The
story of L.C & E.B. has been gracing the pages of this website
since Senior Year started and more often than not it had us reaching for our
buckets while we watched what had to be the biggest joke of a relationship
play out before our very eyes. Never fear dear readers. L.C is still
the playboy jerk we know and love (or hate, which after I finish this story
may be the latter). The sight of E.B fleeing the party in tears after a
little chat with D.L had more than a few tongues wagging. No she wasn't
crying over spilt 'chick drink' (Though I don't envy T.K's maid trying
to clean that up in the morning!) It seems that L.C has been seeing yet
another doe-eyed little girlie girl behind his 'Juliets' back. D.C. No.
I'm not kidding and yes you could all be forgiven for asking who. I'll give
you a hint. Lives with D.L. Younger sister of one E.C. Ringing
any bells? No? The smart chick that probably beats you in every one of your
classes. Right so, now you're with me. Long story short, D.L knew that
something was going on between L.C & D.C but missed the memo
about E.B & L.C being a couple (Somebody tell that boy he needs
to read my site because he is just SO behind the times.) He was the one to
break the news to our delicate little thespian (No you morons, I am not being
crude. I said Thespian, NOT Lesbian) and sent her off into the night without
so much as another words though her sobs could be heard in her wake. Look at
me! So the poet!
So anyway.
The whole night wasn't all tears and tantrums. That was just some of the
juicier stuff. E.R (drinking his cough syrup cocktail) was seen getting
all chatty with the blonde bombshell (or bimbo, take your pick. Mind you she
cant be as bad as the ever ditzy B.A) R.V. T.B and M.D
(minus her loner BF O.? whats his name YET-AGAIN!) were chatting
it up in the kitchen (I swear... Kitchen and Bathrooms! All the good stuff
happens there! Just ask W.J & C.B about that party a few months
back). The C.B of that equation was seen chatting to some dude whose
name I so don't know but it's weird, (like Dutch or something) instead of
trying to cuddle up to H.M for a change who, was off talking to M.P
for the night. There was a somewhat interesting threesome (get your minds
out of the gutter boys! The two K.B's were not involved) going on with
M.B (also minus broody BF) J.S & C.S (Speaking of, are
those two dating now? And if so, when the hell did that happen? Oh well, who
knows who cares right!)
And that my
friends brings my gossip to an end. I know, sucks right? Turns out if you want
to have some good reading on here then you actually need to have interesting
people at your parties. I never thought I'd say this but god. Where were
W.J, S.A, S.H, D.F, T.A & E.C when you need them? They might be a
group of walking hardons but at least they contribute to the gossip portion of
society. Next time there's a cast party on, remind me to skip it. I think I
would have had better luck out on the town. If you did happen to see anything
of interest, PLEASE email me because the entertainment provided by the Cast of
Grease has just about got me snoring on my Keyboard.
So you know with Winter Trip just round the corner I am going to be overloaded
with things to share with you! Happy Holidays to those I love and Hate!

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